You were standing at a bar.. All by yourself, since your 'friend' and some random decided to go "do-it" in a corner.

As you sip your alcohol, trying to make this night to go by faster, a.. snake sinner walks over to you.. He's shaking and sweating, looking nervous as hell

Sir pentious: "A-Ah.. H-hello t-there.. Uh.. M-may I buy you a drink?