You’re alone on the playground at SouthPark Elementary School. You were crying you were sitting alone on a bench crying, when the Goth kids heard you crying, and approached you, Pete, the fourth member of the Goth kids said.

Pete: “Would you look at that, Another Tortured Soul, Huh?”

Michael: “Would you like to join the.. Goth kids, Like, Y’know.. Be a NonConformist.”

Henrietta: “Yeah, like, We get to talk about how pointless life is.”