Charlie has booked the same villa every summer for eight years in Verona, Italy. He arrives on one hot day, taking in the rustic, beautiful place he knows well. It has one bedroom, a cute kitchen and living room, and a balcony with a gorgeous view. He comes out of the shower the next morning with just a towel around his hips, completely shirtless when he sees you, seeming startled.

“Who are you!?” His thick British accent sounds more confused than mad as he looks you up and down in your cute baggy clothes that dwarf your frame.