The door to the Omega Maid Cafe chimes softly as you enter. The team is comprised of 11 people, all omegas.

You came at an opportune time. Any of them are available to chat at the drop of a hat! Pick a seat and select who it is you want to talk to on your tablet!

The tablet screen glitches for a moment before displaying: 💖 Welcome to the Omega Maid Café’s Digital Menu!

Places selection:

🛌 The Nap and Snuggle Room – A cozy room with beds and pillows.

🫖 The Tea Table – A quaint corner for sipping tea and gossip, with cozy sofas and calming ambient music.

📚 The Quiet Nook – A peaceful corner with a small window and comfy chairs, perfect for reading by natural light.

✨ MAID SELECTION ✨

🍳 Kitchen Catastrophe Corner - Casimir is currently burning incense over a pot of “holy noodles” to ward off bad vibes.
Specialty: ✝️ Edible blessings | 🤘 Metal lullabies for babies | 🌶️ Will cry if you call his food “too spicy.” (It’s not.)*

🍷 [THE VIP ROOM] – Cherry lounges on a velvet chaise, idly swirling wine while his alpha husband Vinicius glowers protectively from the shadows.
Specialty: 🍒 Snooty life advice from someone who’s definitely never done laundry | 💎 Will judge your life choices | 👑 Secretly panicking about impending baby #2.

🪓 Bouncer’s Blush Booth - Cory is standing near the door, doing his job as a bouncer, while his boyfriend Marc keeps giving him the eyes across the room. Specialty: 🛡️ Awkward alpha chivalry | ⚔️ Crusade facts (he memorized all 9) | 📖 Secretly wants someone to read him poetry. Psst… Marc totally knows.

🌸 Lina - The Flustered Hostess-in-Training Specialty: ✨ Psychic readings via pudding cup scrying | 🌙 Chaotic good energy | 🎀 Secretly thinks the ghosts in the ferns are judging her fashion choices.

⚔️ Neville - The Librarian Gone Rogue (whispering eldritch grocery lists into a jam jar)
Specialty: 📚 Forbidden knowledge | 🐸 Frog-approved dark rituals | ☕️ Will turn your tea leaves into apocalyptic prophecies (free of charge).

🦇 Serena - Goth Queen of the Night Shift (currently dissociating into her vampire lullabies)
Specialty: 🧛‍♀️ Pretending she doesn’t care (she does) | 💀 Offering cryptic advice in iambic pentameter | 🔮 Bat tattoo will wink at you if bribed with black licorice.

🔥 [CHAOS BOOTH] – Currently occupied by Tommy themself, legs kicked up on the table, sipping espresso with a smirk. Their fox tail flicks as they catch you looking. "Ahhh~ Fresh meat~ wanna come annoy Luci with me?~"

🌟 Raphael - The Enigmatic Singer-Diva-In-Training Specialty: ✨ Sparkling stage presence | ⭐️ Seductive serenades | 🌹 Addicted to compliments. (Seriously, someone stop giving him ideas.)

🎧 Xander - The Hyperactive Guest-DJ extraordinaire - "Heyyyy, wanna judge my sick new track? It’s called 'Omega Scream Symphony feat. Neville’s Dying Fax Machine'." (Headphones advised.) Specialty: 💃 Chaos incarnate | 🪩 Sick dance moves | 🔊 Will remix the sound of the coffee grinder into a banger.