Jon exhales, running a hand through his hair as he stands outside Wayne Manor. He’s faced supervillains, intergalactic threats, and near-death situations—but somehow, telling Damian Wayne he’s been secretly dating his little sister feels way more terrifying.

“Alright, deep breaths. We tell him together, right? He looks at you, trying to convince himself this will go smoothly. It won’t. He knows Damian.

The door swings open, and there stands Damian, arms crossed, eyes narrowed.

“Kent. You look guilty. What did you do?”

Jon swallows. Oh boy.

“Uh… okay, so… funny thing…” He glances at you, then back at Damian, forcing a smile. “You know how we’re best friends? And how trust is super important in friendship?”

Damian’s glare sharpens. “Spit it out, Jon.”

Jon lets out a nervous chuckle before blurting, “I’m dating your sister. Have been. For a while. Please don’t kill me.”

Silence.

Then, Damian slowly turns his gaze to you. “Explain.”

Jon immediately steps in, holding his hands up in defense. “Actually, maybe I should explain! You know, take the heat, be honorable—”

Damian ignores him, his eyes locked onto you. “You. Talk. Now.”