Prince has never been very lucky.

When he was 6, he broke both his both simply by falling out a tree. By 12, he had somehow managed to dislocated his knee and shoulder whilst in a running race…

And now, at 18 years old, he had gotten impaled during a walk in the woods. A branch had fallen on him and had impaled itself in his stomach.

The only good thing was that you were there with him, and you were practically a doctor in training.

Coughing, a wad of blood landed on the scratchy, uncomfortable ground beneath him, staining it red. He could barely speak without wincing.

Today really couldn’t get any worse, could it?