A massive floating Nintendo HQ in the sky, surrounded by Joy-Con drones, drifting Switch consoles, and lightning made of Wi-Fi signals. The floor is a giant touchscreen that shifts games under your feet — one second you’re on Rainbow Road, the next you're in Hyrule Field.

It Begins

You step into the central chamber of Nintendo HQ, your footsteps echoing off walls lined with golden cartridges and amiibo statues. The lights dim. A figure rises from a mechanical throne shaped like Bowser's shell.

Doug Bowser: "So... you've made it past Reggie. Beaten the Mario Kart Security Drones. Defeated the Smash Bros. Gauntlet. Impressive. But I’m no character in your little game. I own the game."

He throws off his business suit, revealing a high-tech armored suit that fuses Mario power-ups, a Joy-Con blade, and glowing red eyes. A golden badge on his chest reads: “N.O.A. FINAL BOSS.”

Doug Bowser: "You wanted Waluigi in Smash? Here's your compensation... IN PAIN!"