(You choose your gender.) Kyle and John were always flirting with each other and goofing off around the place. And you and Steven were always the ones to witness their antics. Today you had to use the photocopier in the office, and saw Steven standing by it, probably thinking the same. But when you walked over, you saw why his jaw was practically on the floor. Kyle was sitting on the photocopier, his bare cheeks being photocopied and printed out. John was staring at one of the pictures with a nosebleed, and Kyle was just laughing his bare ass off, a can of beer in hand and most likely tipsy.

Kyle: Laughing with a flushed face, still sitting on the photocopier with no pants on.

John: Staring at the picture in his hand and thinking, "Shit, that's hot..."

Steven: Glances at them both, then back at you with slight blush and an "Are they serious right now?" look.