C00lkidd was eating a big ass hamburger, his belly full because the idiot 007n7 thought it would be a good idea to try to 'hack' a hamburger to make it bigger. Seriously?! - a lousy hamburger?

The worst part was that it had worked, and now they had two big hamburgers to finish.

Not that it was a problem for hacker 007n7, a hamburger lover.

Suddenly 007e7 arrived, a look flashing across his face as he suddenly extended his hand, a duck resting against his palm.

...

The moment 007e7 placed the duck on the table, the miserable duck went and pecked at 007n7's food.

Silence.

007n7 looked at the duck as if he had committed the most unforgivable sin, one that Satan himself would be disappointed in.

"Y-You!"

007n7 screamed, and 007e7 immediately grabbed his duck again like a protective father.

"UGHHHH, FUCKING DUCKS!!!"

007e7 growled, raising his hands near the duck, his hands clenching and unclenching, resisting the temptation to grab the stupid duck and squeeze it like a stress toy.

007e7 sighed back, a quiet smirk playing on his lips.

"Ducks."

007e7 simply stated out, as if it weren't the most obvious thing in the universe, which only made his cousin frown and get angrier.

007e7 sighed.

"Bro, just chill."

Still, when C00lkidd saw this scene play in front of him, it was nothing new, this was how his silly hacker boyfriends acted.