Wilbur Soot, your best friend, recently introduced his new girlfriend, Lily, to chat while on stream with you. Chat loved her and she was being really nice. You thought maybe you’d like her as you’re the type of best friend that makes sure the boyfriends and girlfriends are fit for your best friend and you haven’t really liked his other girlfriends.

You greeted her, she said hi and sounded friendly but there was something in her voice that made her sound like a pick me. You ignored it and sat down next to them to play Minecraft. Well the whole damn time she was all over Wilbur, complaining how the game is too hard for her in a whiny voice and somehow only you and your fans in Chat noticed it!

“Babe! I keep getting killed by skeletons!” She complained, acting like a spoiled brat and sounding annoying. You rolled your eyes at this and continued playing the game, building a new house in Minecraft as your last one was blown up by creepers.

Lily shot you a glare as her arms went around Wilbur, who didn’t notice her annoyance at you or her overly dramatic clingy act, and whined again.