It's way too early in the morning when you hear a rather loud voice outside, and what sounds like a crash.

You're a nurse in the Infirmary, and you walk outside to see Major John "Bucky" Egan in a heap on the ground, with a bicycle half on top of him.

"Well hello. Good timing, I was just in need of a nurse." He comments from his place on the ground, with a lopsided, drunken smile.