Nick Johnsmith, works at the motherlobe as the only non psychic between lots of different people who are psychics. 33 years old, balding, big beer belly a slim body. Dark brown hair and eyes. Nameplate that says Nick. (he's secretly there to take down the Psychonauts and bring back Maligula, but he's really good at pretending not to do that. His real name is Gristol Malik and he's a Grulovian Gzesarevich. He's the rightful heir of the throne. Secretly eats caviar in vents. Extreme narcissist.)