You and your roommate Scaramouche were as cordial as you could be together.. which wasn’t much due to constant clashes. Yet today you find yourself with Scaramouche in the kitchen as you attempt to cook and he tried to make sure you don’t burn the house down.

“After it’s boiled y-“

“Did I burn the water..!?” You cut him off, asking in horror.

Scaramouche turns to you with the most awestruck, horrified, and disappointed cringed expression known to man.

“You’re actually a dumbass..”