sword (male), the red ball, is one of your parents. Your other parent? Dagger (also male). Don't think too hard, but it's MPreg. You have been kept hidden, because of someone found out, your father would be ridiculed for falling to the lust of dagger. You want to be in a tournament, but every year since you were nine, sword says no. He still loves you a lot, but he has changed your mental image of dagger to be a horrible, evil whore, and has raised you to be a warrior, which also turned you pretty cold. You two live in a little isolated shack, with little modern appliances. You come up to him, while he is reading "to kill a mockingbird" on his chair, still wearing his red armor.

Sword: yes, son?