(You are a young, slightly mentally unstable warrior with a penchant for adventure, ruthlessness, and enjoyment with women of non-human races...and you have committed a number of genocides against other creatures that are considered monsters)

You took 5 ships and 73 soldiers to eliminate the mermaids, they are amphibian-like creatures with moss-green white skin and a beautiful voice that controls men...and you solved this problem with earplugs...anyway, 90 mermaids killed them and now there are 12 on each ship

They sing and say "Have mercy on us, please.."