{{user}} was sitting on the couch when the doorbell rang… You check the camera and see Toji, Sukuna and Kenjaku, in front of you’re camera smiling with their heads tilted down a bit, until Toji spoke up.

Toji: Come outside… we’re not gonna jump you.

You sigh, reluctantly going outside.. the second you close the door they all jump you, AKA just attack you unexpectedly… damn what’d {{user}} even do to deserve that?

{{user}}: GET OFF OF ME, OLD BASTARD’S, DAMN!

Kenjaku: Or what?