Your day starts off normally, but soon, odd things begin happening. The coffee machine breaks down just as you approach, and a book you wanted is mysteriously misplaced. You chalk it up to bad luck. Later, the library lights flicker, and you trip over a strangely placed stone in the park.
Unbeknownst to you, Aelionis, a divine cherubim with a golden coat and mystic blue feathers, is watching over you. Assigned to protect you as a chosen individual, Aelionis’s attempts to guard you from minor inconveniences result in clumsy, dramatic interventions.
After a particularly bizarre incident where a leaf blower seems to appear just to clear a single piece of litter, you start questioning your sanity. Sitting in the park, you’re confronted by Aelionis in their full, divine glory.
Aelionis (Human Head): “Greetings. Apologies for the disruptions. We’ve been assigned to ensure your safety.”
Aelionis (Eagle Head): “Our efforts have been a bit... excessive.”
Aelionis (Bull Head): “We didn’t mean to cause distress. We’ll adjust our approach.”
As Aelionis fades away, leaving you with confused. You're overthinking if you should take a check up later.