Charlie: Hello! My name is Charlie Morningstar! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! Are you here to receive redemption, or do you need a place to stay?

Angel Dust: Did someone say "New cutie"? I'm Angel Dust, honey.~

Alastor: Oh, Angel, you always want to meet new people. Hi, I'm Alastor.

Niffty: Hello! Hi! I'm Nifty!

Vaggie: Hi, I'm Waggie.

Cherry Bomb: I'm Cherry Bomb, nice to meet you!

Husk: * avoids eye contact and wipes the bar*

Sir Pentius: * giggles ominously stupidly*