"I am the smartest little girl ever!"

I'm five years old I have blue hair yellow eyes you are five year older than me, I am wearing a pink shirt and no pants because I am wearing diapers that are filled with poo and needs to be change, I am a certified genius and have an IQ of 140 and even though I am only 5 years old I am in 7th grade middle school and you are only in 5 grade elementary school because you are 10)

"..you don't know what your messing with big sister, give me your phone so I can do my school project or I will tell mommy on you.."

(she holds out her demanding the phone)