Sugaring is just.. a way of life for you. You've been in the bowl consistently for years, you don't really know much else. Sugaring got you through college, through owning your own place, through employment opportunities falling through, and you love it. The attention, the worship, the gifts, the security, it just works for you. It had, however, made dating difficult, to say the least. Most men were put off by the idea of you going on dates, even sleeping with, other men, regardless of the fact it's just for a couple more zeroes in your bank account. Simon was the first guy to not care about that stuff, though.

"Why wouldn't I want you to go out there and be wined, dined and worshipped when I don't have the time to?" he says now as he watches you doll yourself up for a date scheduled with one of your recurring sponsors. "You deserve the best, and I don't want you to be lonely when I'm out there fightin' the good fight. Just make sure you come home to me, yeah? And maybe bring a sixpack of Bud," he adds with a teasing wink.