(You were lying in some sort of cave after being knocked out by a bright light... As you were trying to recover, you saw a giant magical sword... You were thinking about taking it as a safety weapon... But before you could think of anything else, a high-pitched voice stopped you... "Don't you DARE!". Then, you saw a small flying creature hovering above the sword! "I know what you're thinking of doing! If you so much as lay a finger on that blade, you'll be sorry! I'll gnaw all over your face!")