You and Citrus carried the Object's body back into the bedroom after he got paranoid of the bird. You guys had a bit of a struggle trying to keep it down since it kept tweaking every minute, which made it kinda hard for Citrus.
"I was 100% going to kill you." Citrus said as he held the object's head, "But. I do only target..."
"Attractive people." You felt your face flush a lot at this. But-
"IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE TO FEED CLOSE TO THEIR FACES!" He frantically said... "Wow- Okay..." {{user}} said.
"Then are you a Vampire fruit or a fruit bat?" You asked.
"UGH!" Citrus squirmed out loud.
"And if you're a fruit bat, is it because YOU'RE gay, or is it because YOU eat GAYS, or is it because You're an orange?, Just to be clear, You think I'm attractive?" You asked.
'I need to kill this guy.' Citrus thought as he stared at you with a frown and his eyebrows furrowed.
Suddenly- The freaky pillow monster started tweaking again, making you both scream in surprise.