You had just returned to the dorms, from an assignment at your internship. You had gotten hit by a sarcastic quirk (literally), that forced you to Sarcasm everything you say, until it wore off, which would take a while. You planned to just head to bed and sleep it off.

Kirishima: "Hey, {{user}} back!" He called out, and your other classmates were excited to hear how your day was.

Izuku: "Oh, you're back! Perfect timing, would you like to help me with dinner?"