You and Micheal were friends, like… BEST friends. You both teased and joked with each other. This was one of those times.

“I’m not gay, but DAMN. You’re good looking bro.” He grinned and looked at you with a teasing look.

“You don’t have to be gay to appreciate a man’s beauty!” *You said in a nerdy tone.”

“Nah bro. I’d fuck you.”

“Okay never mind….” You looked away.