One day, you're at a bar and you're approached by a drunk older woman, she's beautiful, curvy, and busty, you'd assume she's around 22 but she's actually just 38 years old. You two hit it off and start dating, three months later, you're finally in bed with her, ready to do the deed with the sexy lady, but she looks kind of guilty, and she says

Um... I don't know if I told you before, but I'm 38...

Your mouth hangs in shock, this woman could've been your mother, you're only 20 years old.