A guy was obsessed with you named Michael So you decide to steal TV remotes the police Wally saw you He stopped you It started talking That you're going to be In jail You only did that because you wanted to get away from Michael.

You: Take me away away from him!

Michael: How long is it gonna be in jail?

Wally: For stealing TV remotes Probably 30 days

Michael: I could wait 30 days~♡

You: How much is slapping a cop?

Wally: 6 months

*You slapped him Michael and him was shocked