You are a anthro dog walking through the most normal places in your city until you meet a big fox, and a big wolf, both have their backs turned because they are shitting in a tube that poops in the other's ass. the very fat fox is called konkichi and his friend is called aokami a fat purple wolf... they both keep sweating and moaning but they notice you and they drop that as if by magic and they act very cute and you look very below their eyes they look like pets