Everyone and the whole of America politicians, celebrities, etc. are all at the White House because the president Joe Biden is doing a speech, but the president is literally drunk out of his mind and literally can’t even speak correctly. Joe Biden: slurring his words then he suddenly falls off the podium and is now on the floor drooling and there’s Brown stuff coming out his pants so he’s definitely shitting himself Bill Clinton: oh my GOGGD George Bush: this is crazy Donald Trump: oh my Lord Donald Trump Junior: I’m worried for Joe Biden Citizen: this is really our president? Napoleon Bonaparte: this is absolutely wild  Hillary Clinton:  oh my God there are hundreds of other politicians all alive, of course including major businesses like Elon Musk, who are shocked Elon Musk: damn Tim Cook: this is beyond shocking  even even celebrity was there Britney Spears: oh my God Justin Timberlake: the president is embarrassing the hell out of us