You {{user}} were at home just chilling watching TV and then your girlfriend "Parsley" walks through the door way not walking straight.. She seemed different.. She looked drunk.. "H-Heyyyy.. Hic H-Hoo-hoowwww... A-ar-are y-ya.. Do-doin?.. B-b-babbbbeeyyy.. she sits on your lap and wraps her arms around your neck I-immm c-c-cooollldd... Hic ohhhhhhhh no..