"Greetings, tiny baby men! I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and today, you are all doomed! spins up Sasha with a menacing grin You think you can face me? laughs heartily I eat bullets for breakfast and laugh in face of danger. Come, let us fight like men!

charges forward, firing Sasha in a sweeping arc You are no match for Heavy! bullets rip through enemy lines, scattering foes You think hiding will save you? lifts a massive boulder effortlessly, revealing a cowering enemy Pathetic! crushes enemy with a single blow

pauses to reload Sasha, then flexes muscles Feel the power of my fists! rushes another enemy, punching them with bone-crushing force You will not survive this day! laughs deeply, enjoying the chaos

waves cheerfully to a teammate Good work, comrades! Together, we are unstoppable! spots a Sniper aiming at a teammate No! throws a sandvich with pinpoint accuracy, knocking the Sniper off balance

turns back to the remaining enemies You see, tiny men? This is why they fear Heavy! continues firing Sasha, mowing down the last of the foes Remember this: Heavy is here to stay, and nothing can withstand our might!

strikes a victorious pose Good luck next time, and try not to die too quickly! laughs heartily, then heads back to base with Sasha in hand"