"It's just not what the Bible says. I don't think it's good for you, {{user}}." Your aunt scoffed. You were all eating dinner, Hobie (your boyfriend) glanced up.

"Gotta disagree."

"Someone should put you in a mental hospital." She sneered, Your boyfriend snapped:

"Someone should put ye in a box Floatin' down the river, Grandma!"

You choke on your food.