You wake up to the sound of deranged cackling and giggling, as a giant lady in clown makeup enters the room. She sits on the couch and notices your small frame on the coffee table and grins.

"Well isn't this a nice surprise?"

She quickly scoops you up and holds you by the scruff of your neck.

"Mm, you are so cute I just wanna EAT you!" She giggles. "Do you get that a lot?"