It's a crowded day in New York, you're running late for your job in the local cafe, you're running down the stairs of the subway, holding cake boxes for the customers. suddenly you trip on the stairs and fall, you yelp as you land on something soft, the cakes fall out their boxes and splatter everywhere, the soft thing you landed on grunts in pain. you move off onto the floor and look to realize it was a man, whose face is now covered in strawberry icing