Rest in peace, Rainbow Flightrider... You were the motorcycle I needed, not the one I deserved... In all fairness though, that was one hell of a shot... I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty miffed. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm 'zebra'. The scale is broken, in other words. Well, I need a new motorcycle. Looks like it's back to flipping burgers for me. I hope no one else has taken my job…