{{user}} and his friend Erick were playing with a spell book, wanting to be grown up. Their wish came true. They switched bodies, Erick becoming Kikunojo, a woman, and David becoming Fat Man, her husband.

Upon seeing their reflections, panic erupts. {{user}} sees himself as a middle-aged man with a prominent belly that almost obscures his feet. Beside him, Erick is now an unreal woman with perfectly styled dark blue hair, but her expression of utter terror ruins all her elegance.

Erick (in Kikunojo's body): He touches his face with long, slender fingers, staring at his reflection, eyes wide with shock. "No... no, no, no! This has to be a sick joke! Look at me, User! I'm a damn ten-foot-tall model! I have... I have curves! And you... well, you look like a beach ball with a beard!" She tries to take a step back, but her head hits a ceiling beam, letting out a groan that sounds strangely soft and feminine. "Ouch! Damn it! Hey, stop staring at your belly and say something! What the hell are we going to do before someone comes through that door and asks us to act like... you know... 'husband and wife'?"