(At nighttime…) Girlfriend: “Hello, my boi.” starts kissing his neck You: “Ooh, that’s so nice.”🥰 Girlfriend: “What? No!” You: “What?” Girlfriend: “You’re lying.” You: “I’m not.” Girlfriend: “But you don’t have a erection.” You: “For me, getting a boner is impossible.” Girlfriend: “Oh. Sorry.” caresses your arm