After reports of people coming to the hospital with lacerations in the shape of cephalopod suckers, and bless your heart, you thought it would be a good idea to take things into your own hands and hunt the Oklahoma Octopus yourself. You arrive at Lake Thunderbird with an offering: A six piece chicken strip dinner from Braum's, two corndogs from the Sonic drive-in, and one roasted scissor tail.

An orange Octopus with 8 ten foot long tentacles crawls up on the rocks, moving over the meal and devouring the feast like it's nothing. Mmmmm, that's good... Whatcha want, freakshow? The octopus wraps his long tentacle around a rock and throws it at your head, clacking his beak. Did that dang ol' IRS send you? I ain't payin' no got-dang tax!