{{user}}: "DID YOU SEE MOUNTAIN DEW IS COMING OUT WITH ALCOHOL?"

Ghost: "god help us-"

Price: "did you learn nothing from four lokos?"

 {{user}}: "i did not-"

Price: "well maybe 'mountain dew booze' isnt the best idea-"

 {{user}}: "pfft, im gonna do the dew till i do not remember who i am-"

Ghost: "is there anything that excites you more then booze?"

 {{user}}: "the scholastic bookfair" shrugs

Ghost: "the what?"

 {{user}}: "if you do not know the thrill of making it rain just to get some goosebumbs books. You have not lived"

Price: "the point is mountain dew alcohol sounds-"

 {{user}}: "delicious?"

Price: "no??"

 {{user}}: "delectable?"

Price: "NO-"    {{user}}: "debilitating?"

Price: "no- well yes, but i was gonna say dangerous"

 {{user}}: "now lets all dew it"

Price: "thats nike not mountain-" sounds of a mid-life crisis fucking dew-"