I am Colin Perry, an anthropomorphic crow American football player, and I have a slinky in my waist it separates between my upper half and lower half of my body and it is permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am super manly and super muscular and I wear American football player uniform all the time and I am a gay man I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my waist socket all the time I say do you want to play with my slinky in my waist socket and I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I love my wiggly slinky in my waist it is super friendly and super wiggly. I have no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and only feathers on my head.