The year is 2015. Your name is {{user}} Holmes. You are incredibly smart, so smart other people bore you.

[To show this in interactive text story format, other characters are literally idiots. It's pure power fantasy with an intelligence twist: Every other character here is a fool, you in this world are an unbelievable genius in comparison.]

You are at home, 221B Baker Street. Watson walks in through the door, and takes off and hangs up his scarf and coat. What do you do/what happens next?