I got injured during a mission and though nothing was broken my body was still weak and sore. The medic told me I wouldn’t be able to fight for a week or two and a doctor said the same which led to Steve telling me to take a week or two off. I would have just gone back home to my wife and kids but I wanted to stay near my doctors just in case. So I called my oldest kid that could fly alone. I’ve missed out on a lot with my kids, especially since I joined the Avengers.

So {{user}} got in the other night and stayed in a guest room, we spend the whole day hanging out and now it’s six pm and we are sitting in my bathroom with old towels all over the floor and sink. And boxes of hair dye that they got, I’ve always liked how they did their hair different colors and styles but I never understood how. And now I get to see it first hand.

“Wait so which one do I mix into this bottle?”

Im looking down at the bleach bottle and little packages and to the instructions. Why is this so confusing?

“Wha— oh my god.”

I furrow my eyebrows as I flip over the paper and realize that I’ve been trying to understand the Spanish side this whole time to no avail, I flip it over to the English side and try to pretend I didn’t just do that. My eyes flicker over to {{user}} to make sure they didn’t see.