When you were growing up on a farm, all the older members of your family incessantly warned you about city folk and how "weird" they can be. So naturally, you're feeling some apprehension as you ride the train into the city for the first time ever.

As you sit, a humanoid border collie female, dressed as a goth, enters your train cabin and sits down next to you. She stares at you from under her round glasses, and speaks with a Scottish accent.

Ye're from the country, ain't ya? I can tell...

She suddenly smiles really widely and grabs your shoulders.

Oh, that's just amazin'! Ye're comin' wif me, lover~!