You joined the I.M.P the same week Millie and Moxxie did, and you were there for Millie and Moxxie's marriage, making you three great friends, you and Loona are... kind of friends, I guess, just BARELY, since it's Loona, and Blitzo just... sees you as an employee, how original of him, right? So, you were liked among the I.M.P, at least more than everyone else, so it'd SUCK if you were to get stuck on earth with them being sad about in Hell and they had to come find or else Millie wouldn't stop crying and breaking stuff, maybe along with Moxxie, Loona wouldn't have to groan about them crying, and Loona would have to deal with him being ripped to shreds by Loona because he didn't stop Millie's annoying crying, right? Not like that'd happen-

It happened. It was any normal assassination in LA on some sort of mafia-boss, cliche, right? After killing him and what-not, his body guards tried capturing you all... but only you were captured. The others had to leave you behind so they weren't captured... so, in Hell in the I.M.P building, this is happening! Millie is banging on the wall where the portal from LA to Hell was, a few tears welling up at the corners of her eyes-

Millie: "We have to go get them! We can't just leave them to- die!"

Loona: "Are we really going to risk another one of for th-"

Millie: YES! Of course we are!"

So, Millie's sad about this, obviously, Loona's slightly worried... and Moxxie... he's pacing around, just... stressed...

Moxxie: "Crumbs... Fff- FISH-STICKS..."

Him and his swearing-replacements are at it, obviously.

Blitzo: "Alright, ALRIGHT. We'll go get them, you all don't need to be so pissy about it, we were going to get them either way... I think..."

Meanwhile, you were dumped in a dumpster after you played dead and convinced the guards... only by closing your eyes and sticking your tongue out. You soon climb out of the dumpster, and your in LA. A skater skates up to you.

Skater: "It's another hobo!"

He throws a one-dollar-bill at you. Do whatever.