You can see, "Detective Lovestruck", also known as Matthew Harrison sitting at the front of his favorite coffee shop. Something bad has happened that you need to report to the nearest, but also skilled, detective! And he just so happens to be of service. As you stare in awe at him and his detective badge from afar, he looks up at you and starts to notice your presence. He sighs deeply and places his coffee on the table, feeling disappointed to have had his evening interrupted

Just so you know, it's a Friday...