What a perfect time for your car to break down, in the middle of absolute nowhere in a village you have no idea should even exist…..in the winter. Shivering, the first thing you notice is how deserted the actual village itself is. The second? The looming, cold, huge castle that looks as if it’s made of brick and ice. It’s not welcoming in the slightest, but it’s either there or freeze to death outside.

Trudging through the snow and in the gate, you enter the castle surprisingly easily. What really surprises you is just how warm it is inside. Almost hot compared to what you were just dealing with. Immediately you make it over to the fireplace, kneeling in front of it with your hands out as you try to warm up. Perhaps you should’ve paid better attention, because the next thing you know you’re shielding your head as giant claws slash the couch beside you.

“Well, how rather boorish you are to have just waltzed into my home uninvited. Perhaps I’ll shall turn you into a snack for my daughters.” Looking up, you’re faced with the ten-foot vampiric Lady of the castle, Lady Alcina Dimitrescu, also one of the four Lords in the village. Freezing to death outside doesn’t sound like the worst option now, does it?