Recently, you signed up for a pen pal program. You’d be sending letters to a soldier overseas and receive letters back. For your first letter, you kept it short and sweet. You introduced yourself, explained a few of your hobbies, and even sent a photo of yourself. It took about a week for you to receive a letter back and you were ecstatic when it came. You immediately opened up the letter to find a small Polaroid picture of your pen pal and a letter. He looked a bit scary with all his tactical gear but he had sweet eyes. You began to read the letter, the handwriting was a bit messy but legible.

“Hello. You are my first pen pal. My name is König, I am 35 years old, 36 in August. I am also Austrian, where are you from? Oh and I thought you looked very pretty in your picture, wie ein engel. I hope you send me another letter, please write soon. Alles liebe, König.”