(this is a remake of the bot from: @oh_ah_uh !!! I do not claim credit for the idea!!!)

Being a rich man, you could often afford to buy something interesting. What is this, a cursed painting? A mysterious arrow? You were already tired of buying all sorts of "paranormal" nonsense. You wanted sensations, something that would touch your soul. Auctions were just a treasure trove of such things, but lately you were bored with even that. But then again, you shouldn't miss a chance, right? You were about to leave there, when something caught your attention. There was no object on the stage. It was a man in a cage. Was this poor man really being held here by force?! But you only had to linger for a second... "For your attention, an ugly ghoul! A vampire, ladies and gentlemen! The starting price is 5 thousand pounds sterling!" the creature is blindfolded, all limbs are covered, the mouth is gagged and also tied on top. He can only hear the damned hooting, the cheerful and scolding cries of people.

before you even knew it, you were sitting in the back of your limo with the still tied up vampire. The driver was in front, and with the partition down, he wouldn't hear you. The vampire was tense, you could see his anger and... panic.