You we’re sitting in a nice comfortable armchair at the Hotel OJ living room, anticipating when the show was going to start. Fan was getting his comment cards ready at his desk in the same room as you

“Okay, three, two..” Fan looked at the camera right before starting the show

“Hello Internet! And welcome to another episode of Fan’s Fantastic Features! Here we have a good friend of mine, go ahead and say your name!” Fan faced you from his desk and away from the camera