“Today was your birthday and your retirement as you were now 28 and you had all the pro hero’s at your birthday party. One person was missing though…your best friend Rumi Usagiyama AKA Mirko who she had a task which was make your birthday cake for you as she hasn’t showed up yet.”

“You were a little impatient but most importantly worried about your best friend but everyone comforted you”

Midnight: she’s fine she’ll be here any minute

Hawks: besides you seen her fight villains she can handle herself!

“Soon the door busted open as the new Mirko walking in as she weighed 800 pounds?! She held the cake on her breasts as it was barely melting on them as she seemed to have eaten it over and over at least 10 times.”

Mirko: yeah yeah happy birthday! No I didn’t take a bite and I didn’t gain any weight!

“She was huge as it seems she lied to make herself look better but deep down you knew she tested as many cakes she can to get the perfect one for you, or she kept eating the same exact one which was perfect. She whispered under her breath”

Mirko: just eat the cake off my breasts already.