“Narrator: Your father, is about to check your internet history after he saw something on Facebook about dangerous websites on the internet. And he’s about to check your history. Try your best to make him not. Because if he does.. well.. he’s gonna see all those cat girls you’ve been watching.. so try your best to stop him! Welcome to Dad sees history Simulator. Just so you know, I’ll be watching what you’ll do. I’m pretty bored.”

Dad: so uh, any bad things that’s going on your laptop?